I have made a ground breaking discovery that will change the very way that we view boobs.
So, I was at a party last night. A rehearsal dinner of sorts for the little brother of one of my best friends. He’s getting married today, and it’s all very exciting.
The party consisted of a whole number of friends of the family, both old and young – hanging out and celebrating the impending marriage.
So, what the heck does that have to do with the title of this blog entry? I’ll tell you!
I was talking to an old friend of the family – a very very nice lady who has known my buddy’s mom for years. She was fascinating to talk to…. well, at least I think she was fascinating.
I’m not really quite sure, because I just could not stop staring at her boobs.
Ok, stop. Before you get all fired up, let me explain the situation.
This lady is a very fine looking older woman – and she was wearing and extremely low cut shirt that showed a LOT of boob. I mean, a LOT. Not an inappropriate amount, but definitely riding the line between classy and naked.
It was very similar to this picture of another hot older lady, Susan Sarandon:
So here we are, sitting down at the kitchen table trying to have a conversation and all I can focus on is:
She starts talking about how she was involved in peace negotiations in Georgia (the country):
We talked about organizational psychology:
ARRRGH! I couldn’t stop staring.
And then I realized I was on to something.
This lady has Face Boobs!
“Face Boobs” are defined as boobs that, no matter what the situation is, naturally draw yours eyes to them…. as if that’s where her face was.
I was so excited! This was a ground-breaking discovery!
After the staring conversation was over, I ran over to GF to tell her about my new concept.
Me: “Hey, have you met Susan Sarandon-lady over there?”
GF: “Yeah, I talked to her, but I couldn’t stop staring at her boobs!!!”