Since I’m sitting at home today sick, what better topic to talk about than sex? Especially since the last thing in the world I really want to think about is….. John McCain in a speedo. *shudder* Sorry, I think I might have just killed half of my already-puny readership with that comment, but don’t fret – I have something that’ll bring ya right back in.
That’s right – I want to talk about sex with Sarah Palin. No, I do not want to have sex with her… you see, she scared me when she made the whole pitbull/lipstick comment. A pitbull in bed? No thank you – I like my body in once piece please (plus I have a strong belief in safe sex!) That said, apparently she has become the sex symbol for our good ole middle american joe-sixpacks.
As we all probably know, the moment something seems like it might have appeal, the porn industry is on it in a milisecond. Sarah Palin is no different. So, what did I run into the other day while surfing that incredibly tawdry internet rag I refer to as “CNN”….. well, let’s just say it was so shocking that my company even banned the website! Oooh lah lah! What does that mean? That means I’m gonna show it right here, in my family friendly blog (that would imply that families spend their time reading my blog, which, I guess wouldn’t be a bad thing.. I mean, we all need more family time, and if it’s my crappy-ass blog that brings this country together, than so be it. I could be getting a bit ahead of myself on this one though….) Anyway, without further ado, I bring you….
The Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll
Oh, and if you are a huge pervert and are interested in learning more about said item, please go here
So….. what to make of all of this? When I saw it, I wanted to puke. Why? Because of the line on the box that says: “Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate.” Does this imply there is a Joe Biden inflatable doll out there? If so, I’m moving to Canada, or Finland.
I also want to talk, briefly (HA!), about sex and politicians. I might be going out on a bit of a sexist limb here, but I think that this country cannot handle smart, strong women. Why do I say that? Well, there are definitely some attractive women in power in this country (let’s use Condi Rice as an example). I’m not exactly seeing a Condi sex-doll am I? No! Why? Because Condi is both strong AND smart. See, I think there’s a Sarah doll out there because men are not intimidated by her, mainly because she’s just not that smart. I mean, don’t get me wrong, she’s got heart, and she’s a good speaker and politician (meaning, she’s good at not saying a whole lot.) You give her a script and she’s great at connecting with people who don’t know any different, and you know what? That’s attractive to stupid America.