So here’s the deal….. I’m not a blogger. No, I’m just what you could refer to as “really wordy.” Being that I live in DC, that means that I like to talk and hear myself talk (and in this case, see myself type). I guess my sense of humor comes from being an only child. I grew up having to amuse myself, and hence, most of my jokes are aimed at amusing…. me! So if you don’t like my jokes, you can feel comfortable in the fact that they weren’t aimed at amusing you.
It’s actually fairly ironic that I even have a blog. I recall my 7th grade english/grammar teacher making me promise that I wouldn’t pursue writing as a job, since I sucked so bad (see??). Looking back on it, what did he really know? He was just an overbearing, pessimistic, pudgy, overly hairy middle aged single man with no life. I actually don’t even remember his name anymore, I just remember him shedding on me everytime he walked by my desk.
So, who am I? I’m a Jewde.
Definition
Main Entry: Jewde
Pronunciation: jüd or joo’d
Function: noun
Etymology: To Blog Or
Date: 2008
1: a 30+ semi-yuppyish Jewish guy living in the city
I went out last night to a wine bar, and it was full of Jewdes.
2: a straight male Jewish city dweller who many people wonder if he’s secretly gay because he likes high-class music, theater, food, and clothing.
I’d love to date him, but isn’t he gay? No, he’s just a Jewde.
4 responses so far ↓
charlotteharris // October 8, 2008 at 11:54 am
welcome to the blog world, pal!
I blame you for this abomination!
Dr. H (formerly known as H) // October 15, 2008 at 5:52 pm
with your post about DC foods and listing Philly first, along with your comments about PA voter registration stats on Arjewtino’s site…. are you from PA, too? (this is where you need a contact me part of your blog, otherwise the rest of the world is going to know what you answer).
Go PA!
I’ve been outed! haha Yep, I’m from just outside of Philly originally
Oh, and, if you’re a Philly person, you’ll like this entry too! http://toblogor.wordpress.com/2008/10/08/cheesesteaks-and-a-restaurant-review/
Go Phillies!
Zen // October 21, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Thanks for adding me to your blog roll, I’ll return the favor
freewheel // October 29, 2008 at 9:28 am
Funny, entertaining, well-written… I think the answer to your existential question is “yes, blog”.
Thanks! Hope you stick around to read more